She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
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There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
My dad is sitting where you rode me
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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