the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
i want to swaddle you in tequila
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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