I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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