so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We have so much sex to catch up on
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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