Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
we made out on top of his cat.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
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I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
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Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Randomize