my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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