I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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