Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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