I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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