She said her name was "party"
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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