Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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