so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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