on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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