We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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