Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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