So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
either way he was missing a nipple.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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