He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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