Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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