"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Are we still banned from the library?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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