i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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