I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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