love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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