i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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