he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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