This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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