So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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