My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
sarcasm needs its own font
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Randomize
