Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
she pinky promised me she was 18
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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