I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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