I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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