Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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