is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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