she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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