It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
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