i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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she pinky promised me she was 18
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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