I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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stump or star first. and no cheating the stand remains attached.
Still better than dressed up in a French maid outfit while a pineapple is shoved up your ass pricks first.
So that's a 'yes' then?
"And now," said the grinch, "I'll stuff up the tree"