I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
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You need light to poop? Your butt is in the same place...did you need to examine your work for worms?
You could have just turned up the brightness. Or pooped in the dark.
No you need the light to see where you are going after you are finished and you don't have to have the internet when you have 3G for most apps. Geez. I thought it was funny...
I hate it when the comments ruin a funny text
To everyone perplexed about why you would need light when taking a dump, nice skid marks. Ever try wiping?
Also, why are you arguing the logistics of app downloading while taking a dump in the dark?! Is this a common practice? Cause there seem to be a lot if experts on the matter.
How did u download it, ifthepowerwhent out? Dont younead the internet???
happened/still happens to me
You can't shit in the dark? Fuck that's sad haha. If I can find the toilet in the dark, on shrooms, you shouldn't have any trouble at all. 1 Fail Point for you.
Cell service for iPhone, although AT
the ppl saying u can't dl w/o Internet: stop living under a rock
ya cant take a dump in the dark? hmm i guess that means i have some kind of talent because i do it all the time. and yea you dont need internet to download apps for your phone anymore
You CAN download an app without wifi if it's under a certain size, and flashlight apps are not very large....and I definitely need light while on the pot...you're so helpless and vulnerable there, you need to be aware of your surroundings.
I have downloaded many apps while traveling down the road. No wi-fi there.
Glad to see other people picked up on how you can't download an app without WiFi. FAKE!
Internet with no power??