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  • Submitted by waterdrops on Dec 12, 10 at 11:07am

    You need light to poop? Your butt is in the same place...did you need to examine your work for worms?

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    Submitted by MrVulgaris on Dec 12, 10 at 11:17am

    You could have just turned up the brightness. Or pooped in the dark.

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    Submitted by melissalovely on Dec 12, 10 at 1:45pm

    No you need the light to see where you are going after you are finished and you don't have to have the internet when you have 3G for most apps. Geez. I thought it was funny...

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    Submitted by whatnow on Dec 13, 10 at 12:32am

    I hate it when the comments ruin a funny text

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    Submitted by heliotropical on Dec 12, 10 at 9:22pm

    To everyone perplexed about why you would need light when taking a dump, nice skid marks. Ever try wiping?

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    Submitted by CooperK13 on Dec 13, 10 at 1:16pm

    Also, why are you arguing the logistics of app downloading while taking a dump in the dark?! Is this a common practice? Cause there seem to be a lot if experts on the matter.

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    Submitted by momwer on Dec 12, 10 at 3:21pm

    How did u download it, ifthepowerwhent out? Dont younead the internet???

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    Submitted by beezy1011 on Dec 12, 10 at 12:24pm

    happened/still happens to me

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    Submitted by CooperK13 on Dec 13, 10 at 1:14pm

    You can't shit in the dark? Fuck that's sad haha. If I can find the toilet in the dark, on shrooms, you shouldn't have any trouble at all. 1 Fail Point for you.

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    Submitted by blargmeansno on Dec 12, 10 at 6:56pm

    Cell service for iPhone, although AT

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    Submitted by WittlePwny on Dec 13, 10 at 10:41am

    the ppl saying u can't dl w/o Internet: stop living under a rock

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    Submitted by Quake6 on Dec 12, 10 at 1:53pm

    ya cant take a dump in the dark? hmm i guess that means i have some kind of talent because i do it all the time. and yea you dont need internet to download apps for your phone anymore

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    Submitted by loriann87 on Dec 13, 10 at 12:56am

    You CAN download an app without wifi if it's under a certain size, and flashlight apps are not very large....and I definitely need light while on the're so helpless and vulnerable there, you need to be aware of your surroundings.

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    Submitted by kevxster on Dec 13, 10 at 8:14pm

    I have downloaded many apps while traveling down the road. No wi-fi there.

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    Submitted by covenent on Dec 13, 10 at 7:45pm


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    Submitted by johnnyq19 on Dec 12, 10 at 7:41pm

    Glad to see other people picked up on how you can't download an app without WiFi. FAKE!

  • Submitted by Xer0day on Dec 12, 10 at 12:28pm

    Internet with no power??