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  • You need light to poop? Your butt is in the same place...did you need to examine your work for worms?

    Submitted by waterdrops on Dec 12, 10 at 11:07am
  • You could have just turned up the brightness. Or pooped in the dark.

    Submitted by MrVulgaris on Dec 12, 10 at 11:17am
  • No you need the light to see where you are going after you are finished and you don't have to have the internet when you have 3G for most apps. Geez. I thought it was funny...

    Submitted by melissalovely on Dec 12, 10 at 1:45pm
  • I hate it when the comments ruin a funny text

    Submitted by whatnow on Dec 13, 10 at 12:32am
  • To everyone perplexed about why you would need light when taking a dump, nice skid marks. Ever try wiping?

    Submitted by heliotropical on Dec 12, 10 at 9:22pm
  • How did u download it, ifthepowerwhent out? Dont younead the internet???

    Submitted by momwer on Dec 12, 10 at 3:21pm
  • happened/still happens to me

    Submitted by beezy1011 on Dec 12, 10 at 12:24pm
  • Also, why are you arguing the logistics of app downloading while taking a dump in the dark?! Is this a common practice? Cause there seem to be a lot if experts on the matter.

    Submitted by CooperK13 on Dec 13, 10 at 1:16pm
  • You can't shit in the dark? Fuck that's sad haha. If I can find the toilet in the dark, on shrooms, you shouldn't have any trouble at all. 1 Fail Point for you.

    Submitted by CooperK13 on Dec 13, 10 at 1:14pm
  • Cell service for iPhone, although AT

    Submitted by blargmeansno on Dec 12, 10 at 6:56pm
  • the ppl saying u can't dl w/o Internet: stop living under a rock

    Submitted by WittlePwny on Dec 13, 10 at 10:41am
  • ya cant take a dump in the dark? hmm i guess that means i have some kind of talent because i do it all the time. and yea you dont need internet to download apps for your phone anymore

    Submitted by Quake6 on Dec 12, 10 at 1:53pm
  • You CAN download an app without wifi if it's under a certain size, and flashlight apps are not very large....and I definitely need light while on the pot...you're so helpless and vulnerable there, you need to be aware of your surroundings.

    Submitted by loriann87 on Dec 13, 10 at 12:56am
  • I have downloaded many apps while traveling down the road. No wi-fi there.

    Submitted by kevxster on Dec 13, 10 at 8:14pm
  • OMFG.

    Submitted by covenent on Dec 13, 10 at 7:45pm
  • Glad to see other people picked up on how you can't download an app without WiFi. FAKE!

    Submitted by johnnyq19 on Dec 12, 10 at 7:41pm
  • Internet with no power??

    Submitted by Xer0day on Dec 12, 10 at 12:28pm