I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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