I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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