Do you still have your period?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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