I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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