I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
She has the best kind of daddy issues
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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