We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Pants are for mortals
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