I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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