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  • Jack Daniels has been saving guys from making poor decisions in bed and fucking ugly chicks for generations now! His curse can also be a blessing many of times!

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Feb 5, 13 at 2:44pm
    • does superman dick count? you can get it up but you can't get it off....

      Submitted by LemmePhister on Feb 5, 13 at 8:04pm
  • It is also Karam for the bad ones you already made.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 5, 13 at 2:27pm
  • Saves me from kicking a pregnant skank down a flight of stairs later...

    Submitted by ck24 on Feb 5, 13 at 6:06pm