when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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