Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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Only the most sensual pick-up line ever, in my humble opinion.
I love eating girls out. Totally stealing this.
God bless you, Texas.
You gotta munch, before you punch!
You gotta lick it before you stick it, but if you don't stick it someone else will
Solid ending, but I'd work on the beginning. You never want to open up with "I don't want to fuck."
It's like a hallmark card.
haha i didn't think this would ever be online. dammit maddie.