speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Too much gin, very little bucket
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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