C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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