Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
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The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
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Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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