Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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