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  • ohhh shes from new mexico...now it all makes sense. I heard they have perfume named uria there...smelly dirty people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:43pm
  • Just no. If you are old enough to go to a club you should not be peeing on yourself. And ok I guess sometimes "accidents happen" but if they do go home, change and wash that off. It's gross, no one wants to smell your pee.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:04pm
  • Umm when I pee my pants I find the nearest couch and just sit there till most of it's absorbed...kind of like a giant pee shamwow that other people end up sitting on...so don't sit on any couches in any bars in Philly...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:00pm
  • i hope you got so drunk at the next club that you took someone home and made them go down on your piss crotch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:00pm
  • incontinence is a real problem, as is smelling like piss. Get help.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:59am
  • Awww, does this mean when a girl tells me I have her wet at the club, she was already that way before. . . . . .EWWWWWW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:14am
  • Ahaha nice 2:20 !

    Submitted by fuuckyoou on Jun 7, 10 at 6:09am
  • 12:47 I don't want to know how the hell u know how a nine year old girls pussy tastes..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:58pm
  • That's a disgrace to all woman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Girl, ditch the panties if you pee in them!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:29pm
  • That's pretty low...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:38pm
  • what the fuck!! nasty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:06am
  • 2:43 her area code is (505) which means shes not from new york, so shes either another annoying dirty tourist (like yourself) or she jus moved here because cabs wouldnt excite a real newyorker (ive been here for 26yrs)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:38pm
  • Yo, (505), imma let you finish in a minute but, uh, adam sandler in Billy Madison is the miiles Davis of peeing yourself. Just sayin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:20am
  • New Mexico, you're all idiots. Even though my best friend lives in 505..She says all girls are sluts and/or idiots there. Stay classy, bitches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:44pm
  • this sounds very familiar..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:58pm
  • If you've ever lived in a town where there isn't shit to do, and then go to NYC - NYC is fuckin great!!! 1255 - you're ja-ja-ja-jaded!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:28pm
  • I dont care who u r that's so gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:42am
  • 1. why are you pissing yourself. 2. that's some nasty as shit right there 3. way to be classy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:30pm
  • hahaha well said...who fucking cares if its nasty, its funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:50am
  • this girl should be my girlfriend!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:45pm
  • ...but you'd still have piss on your dress...? And, many places have cabs. Classy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:08am
  • Ew, I doubt that would fool anyone!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:02pm
  • You'd still smell like piss unless you take a shower In the cab somehow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:26am
  • I'm banning "just sayin'" and "it is what it is". You sound like a dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:49pm
  • I think I hooked up with her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:01pm
  • 1122 you're just jealous cause you don't live here in nyc

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:25am
  • Fuck you unknown error!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:04pm
  • in short, this is vile.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:51pm
  • These pretzels are making me thirsty -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:13pm
  • That's awful. Why would you tell someone that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:55am
  • OF COURSE! Wouldn't expect it from any other state!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:18pm
  • I'm not sure how this text makes any sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:28am
  • 505 isn't a NYC area code, proving the fact that it's the fuckin tourists that make this city smell like shit, piss, and body odor. And 12:55.. U don't deserve to live in NY if u don't show some pride

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:35pm
  • So I guess ur hanging ur half-naked pissed stained body out the side window while you're traveling 18mph down a NYC street to air dry...makes sense

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:30am
  • Hahahha, amazing. Lighten up people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 4:50am
  • What happens in New York stays in New York I guess. But damn that's halarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:10pm
  • This must be y everyone in newyork smells like piss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:43pm
  • Is it weird that this turns me on?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:41pm
  • Lmao. Hilarious but really fucking gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:10am
  • People from nyc should be shoot anyway, dirty mouth mother fuckers I hate them , Chicago

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:29pm
  • Or you could throw them away...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:46pm
  • Classy! Someone should shoot you and the mod that put this up in the face. Seriously, I feel like they only put up the white trash/drug addict texts. It's getting worn out, like this girls vag!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:35am
  • Salty pussy. Urine makes a girl taste like she's nine again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:47pm
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