That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
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I dont care who u r that's so gross
ohhh shes from new mexico...now it all makes sense. I heard they have perfume named uria there...smelly dirty people
If you are old enough to go to a club you should not be peeing on yourself.
And ok I guess sometimes "accidents happen" but if they do go home, change and wash that off.
It's gross, no one wants to smell your pee.
Umm when I pee my pants I find the nearest couch and just sit there till most of it's absorbed...kind of like a giant pee shamwow that other people end up sitting on...so don't sit on any couches in any bars in Philly...
i hope you got so drunk at the next club that you took someone home and made them go down on your piss crotch
Yo, (505), imma let you finish in a minute but, uh, adam sandler in Billy Madison is the miiles Davis of peeing yourself. Just sayin.
incontinence is a real problem, as is smelling like piss. Get help.
Awww, does this mean when a girl tells me I have her wet at the club, she was already that way before. . . . . .EWWWWWW
Ahaha nice 2:20 !
12:47 I don't want to know how the hell u know how a nine year old girls pussy tastes..
That's a disgrace to all woman
Girl, ditch the panties if you pee in them!
this girl should be my girlfriend!
That's pretty low...
what the fuck!! nasty
2:43 her area code is (505) which means shes not from new york, so shes either another annoying dirty tourist (like yourself) or she jus moved here because cabs wouldnt excite a real newyorker (ive been here for 26yrs)
this sounds very familiar..
If you've ever lived in a town where there isn't shit to do, and then go to NYC - NYC is fuckin great!!! 1255 - you're ja-ja-ja-jaded!
New Mexico, you're all idiots. Even though my best friend lives in 505..She says all girls are sluts and/or idiots there. Stay classy, bitches.
1. why are you pissing yourself.
2. that's some nasty as shit right there
3. way to be classy
hahaha well said...who fucking cares if its nasty, its funny
...but you'd still have piss on your dress...? And, many places have cabs. Classy.
Ew, I doubt that would fool anyone!
You'd still smell like piss unless you take a shower In the cab somehow
I'm banning "just sayin'" and "it is what it is". You sound like a dick
I think I hooked up with her
1122 you're just jealous cause you don't live here in nyc
Fuck you unknown error!
in short, this is vile.
These pretzels are making me thirsty
That's awful. Why would you tell someone that?
OF COURSE! Wouldn't expect it from any other state!
I'm not sure how this text makes any sense.
505 isn't a NYC area code, proving the fact that it's the fuckin tourists that make this city smell like shit, piss, and body odor.
And 12:55.. U don't deserve to live in NY if u don't show some pride
So I guess ur hanging ur half-naked pissed stained body out the side window while you're traveling 18mph down a NYC street to air dry...makes sense
Hahahha, amazing. Lighten up people.
What happens in New York stays in New York I guess. But damn that's halarious!
This must be y everyone in newyork smells like piss
Is it weird that this turns me on?
People from nyc should be shoot anyway, dirty mouth mother fuckers I hate them , Chicago
Lmao. Hilarious but really fucking gross
Or you could throw them away...
Salty pussy. Urine makes a girl taste like she's nine again.
Classy! Someone should shoot you and the mod that put this up in the face. Seriously, I feel like they only put up the white trash/drug addict texts. It's getting worn out, like this girls vag!