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  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:04pm

    Just no. If you are old enough to go to a club you should not be peeing on yourself. And ok I guess sometimes "accidents happen" but if they do go home, change and wash that off. It's gross, no one wants to smell your pee.

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:59am

    incontinence is a real problem, as is smelling like piss. Get help.

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:43pm

    ohhh shes from new mexico...now it all makes sense. I heard they have perfume named uria there...smelly dirty people

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:03pm

    That's a disgrace to all woman

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:00pm

    Umm when I pee my pants I find the nearest couch and just sit there till most of it's absorbed...kind of like a giant pee shamwow that other people end up sitting on...so don't sit on any couches in any bars in Philly...

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:14am

    Awww, does this mean when a girl tells me I have her wet at the club, she was already that way before. . . . . .EWWWWWW

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:06am

    what the fuck!! nasty

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:28pm

    If you've ever lived in a town where there isn't shit to do, and then go to NYC - NYC is fuckin great!!! 1255 - you're ja-ja-ja-jaded!

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:29pm

    Girl, ditch the panties if you pee in them!

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:50am

    hahaha well said...who fucking cares if its nasty, its funny

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:02pm

    Ew, I doubt that would fool anyone!

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:38pm

    2:43 her area code is (505) which means shes not from new york, so shes either another annoying dirty tourist (like yourself) or she jus moved here because cabs wouldnt excite a real newyorker (ive been here for 26yrs)

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:45pm

    this girl should be my girlfriend!

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:38pm

    That's pretty low...

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:00pm

    i hope you got so drunk at the next club that you took someone home and made them go down on your piss crotch

  • 45 58
    Submitted by fuuckyoou on Jun 7, 10 at 6:09am

    Ahaha nice 2:20 !

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:44pm

    New Mexico, you're all idiots. Even though my best friend lives in 505..She says all girls are sluts and/or idiots there. Stay classy, bitches.

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:58pm

    this sounds very familiar..

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:08am

    ...but you'd still have piss on your dress...? And, many places have cabs. Classy.

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:58pm

    12:47 I don't want to know how the hell u know how a nine year old girls pussy tastes..

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:20am

    Yo, (505), imma let you finish in a minute but, uh, adam sandler in Billy Madison is the miiles Davis of peeing yourself. Just sayin.

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:25am

    1122 you're just jealous cause you don't live here in nyc

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:55am

    That's awful. Why would you tell someone that?

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:49pm

    I'm banning "just sayin'" and "it is what it is". You sound like a dick

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:29pm

    People from nyc should be shoot anyway, dirty mouth mother fuckers I hate them , Chicago

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:04pm

    Fuck you unknown error!

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 4:50am

    Hahahha, amazing. Lighten up people.

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:10pm

    What happens in New York stays in New York I guess. But damn that's halarious!

  • 51 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:13pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty -Crispy

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:01pm

    I think I hooked up with her

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:30am

    So I guess ur hanging ur half-naked pissed stained body out the side window while you're traveling 18mph down a NYC street to air dry...makes sense

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:30pm

    1. why are you pissing yourself. 2. that's some nasty as shit right there 3. way to be classy

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:28am

    I'm not sure how this text makes any sense.

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:43pm

    This must be y everyone in newyork smells like piss

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:18pm

    OF COURSE! Wouldn't expect it from any other state!

  • 34 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:35pm

    505 isn't a NYC area code, proving the fact that it's the fuckin tourists that make this city smell like shit, piss, and body odor. And 12:55.. U don't deserve to live in NY if u don't show some pride

  • 39 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:26am

    You'd still smell like piss unless you take a shower In the cab somehow

  • 37 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 12:42am

    I dont care who u r that's so gross

  • 42 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:51pm

    in short, this is vile.

  • 40 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:10am

    Lmao. Hilarious but really fucking gross

  • 37 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:41pm

    Is it weird that this turns me on?

  • 32 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:46pm

    Or you could throw them away...

  • 44 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:35am

    Classy! Someone should shoot you and the mod that put this up in the face. Seriously, I feel like they only put up the white trash/drug addict texts. It's getting worn out, like this girls vag!

  • 41 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:47pm

    Salty pussy. Urine makes a girl taste like she's nine again.