i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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