so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
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It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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