Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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