giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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