so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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