I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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